We reach the first month where Bin Weevils has outlived all of Club Penguin by which the still standing game delivers yet another disappointing month.
I could talk about the whole idea of them releasing just simple recycled crap again but by now, I reckon you probably already know that so let me start on the use of 55Pixels failing to recognise what month they are exactly in. In these April highlights of what new events are supposed to happen in the month, 55Pixels for some reason threw in the news of the 'Harvest Helper' which had not only just come out in March so why on Earth have they placed it on an 'April highlights' post making it look like it's something that it going to happen? Oh right, I almost forgot - they need to decorate the month as much as they can to make it look like Bin Weevils is being maintained when in reality, it is suffering in a way that it just isn't allowed to simply die. I have several bones to pick with this Harvest Helper itself but I shall move onto that shortly.
Looking at the bottom, I appear to have had some sort of deja vu as the BETA Access to Weevil World promotion seems to have reappeared to possibly anger paying players yet again after it failed to be delivered earlier on in the year. I wonder if BETA access will finally come out this time or will it simply waste another £4.95 from an innocent person's pocket like it did last time? Who knows?
The only things I have spotted that is actually new are the new garden items and possibly the Bin Tycoon weekly rewards depending on whether or not they recycled the weekly rewards they handed out last time. You may have noticed that I didn't talk about the promotion since for as much as it is new, it is not an official game feature for Bin Weevils meaning it is simply a waste of space and nothing else. Moving back onto the new garden items, I do believe the game has been long overdue for some major new items for your gardens but the problem with these new garden items are the fact that they are designed to suit a 5 year old which just like everything else now drawn in this game, players from before 2014 are simply being given something alien to them due to how darn different it is!
And finally, we have the recently added 'Harvest helper' which directly gives all the players another huge middle finger up. The last time 55Pixels created an out of the blue feature that was based around player's ideas (A.K.A. Extended buddy lists), they did it in a way that they gave us exactly what we asked for whilst doing their usual awful graphics on the side to go with it which for as much as the new designs irritated us, we all still got what we asked for. But this time, rather than going by the exact popular player demand word for word, they instead decided to PROFIT OFF OUR OWN IDEAS by which this piece of s*** 'Harvest All' feature involves having to pay for Bin Tycoon meaning you must pay money in order to use an idea you have constantly been asking for for over 3 years! Not only that, but they made our idea way too complex than we wanted it to by which you literally have to wait a whole day just to use the feature again! And if you wanted to use the feature again after already using it during the day, you must pay 5 dosh just to use it again and Dosh is the type of currency that makes you want to strangle yourself over due to how stupid it is to obtain for free! So not only our own thoughts involve real-world money, but it also involves hard virtual money as well! And lastly, rather than simply creating a button labelled 'Harvest All', they instead thought it was a great idea to make it into an out of context colourful robot! Seriously? Back in my day we never had any of this sci-fi stuff. Even the Bin Weevils from 2010-2013 only went as far as creating toy robots for your nest and microscopic bots for some weird green world. But this is not the type of thing we would expect to see on Bin Weevils. The way 55Pixels have changed the context of Bin Weevils is the equivalent to turning Family Guy into a kids show on Nickelodeon or turning Spongebob Squarepants into an infant show on CBeebies - You just don't do it! It completely wrecks it from the heart!
At this point in time, I feel sorry for the kids that still pay money into the pockets of these bastards at 55Pixels since all they do is ruin the game whilst manipulating the good ideas made up from the good players by telling them to give them more money in order to enjoy the feature they asked for!
And on that massive paragraph and those mini paragraphs, it is time to end.
That's it for this post!