Hello weevils!
Today has been a day where Bin Weevils have yet again surprised us with an out of the blue update. Oh boy, what on Earth could it be? Now, it's worth mentioning that it is ironic that in the previous post, I had spoke briefly of Slam's Party Box being removed and coincidentally, we get given this just four days later!
Today has been a day where Bin Weevils have yet again surprised us with an out of the blue update. Oh boy, what on Earth could it be? Now, it's worth mentioning that it is ironic that in the previous post, I had spoke briefly of Slam's Party Box being removed and coincidentally, we get given this just four days later!
Now, the concept of this surprise just makes me wonder - where on Earth did they get the impression that we wanted Slams back but in a way that it's simplified and re-decorated and that it is to be re-named into something that doesn't meet the contextual characteristics of Slam's character exactly?
Yes, I am referring to the name 'toy'. Don't they just get worse and worse? Not only they have broken the idea of it being a bin but they have completely thrown a sewer rat at Slam in which the Bin Weevils that is all about the 'party' is now suddenly owning a toy box rather than a 'party' box! Where is the logic in that?
The second problem I start to see is the sign post leading to Rum's cove. I mean, it doesn't line up in anyway with that of the map:
Yes, I am referring to the name 'toy'. Don't they just get worse and worse? Not only they have broken the idea of it being a bin but they have completely thrown a sewer rat at Slam in which the Bin Weevils that is all about the 'party' is now suddenly owning a toy box rather than a 'party' box! Where is the logic in that?
The second problem I start to see is the sign post leading to Rum's cove. I mean, it doesn't line up in anyway with that of the map:
The only logical conclusion I have came up with on how the navigation works is simply this:
But even then, wouldn't it make sense that it would go into Gong's Pipenest or Dosh's Palace? Where even is the path? Why is it just grass and nothing else? I also chuckle at the fact that they've kept the term 'Rum's Cove' in which has since been re-named as 'Rum's Airport' so they can't really be bothered to even press backspace fourt times and type in seven letters on a keyboard. Moreover, this so called 'toy box' seems to contradict itself when viewed on a map since I don't know about you but, isn't that a box down there?
Not only that, but when I click on the sign labelled 'Rum's Cove', it doesn't take me to Rum's Cove at all! It just takes me to this boring Bin Pet area where I can never seem to find my weevil in which is quite strange since I can see my weevil clearly in other areas.
Not only that, but when I click on the sign labelled 'Rum's Cove', it doesn't take me to Rum's Cove at all! It just takes me to this boring Bin Pet area where I can never seem to find my weevil in which is quite strange since I can see my weevil clearly in other areas.
Can 55Pixels seriously not afford to view their own game offline in which they can run tests on these new features? C'mon! Bin Weevils is sure on the right path of becoming a white dwarf that's for sure! But wait, maybe 55Pixels could have got the wake up call and have finally decided to make the game's design like it should be by keeping the floor as it is! I mean, the mouldy and slimy floors tell me otherw- Oh:
Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear of dear! Oh deary me! What has this world come to? 55Pixels have literally placed the entire inside of Tycoon TV Towers and have copied it into the inside of the toy box. They haven't even bothered to change the colours to a few stools! I don't know myself whether to laugh, cry, or to just lock myself up because I don't believe for a minute that this is what I am looking at in the real world but rather that I've started hallucinating. Two things are for sure: firstly, I think it is safe to say that my own bootlegged version of Bin Banter has achieved a much higher level of quality than this official new area and secondly, the public lavatories that you use for performing a short timed stand or sitted function gets updated a whole lot better! I can really worry about the attention their new games such as Crater Craft have been getting when they fail to update their best income!
So, to conclude - 55Pixels are lost without tombalol due to the fact nobody can clean the bin nor even draw so they go through the effort of actually using a piece of the old bin-scape and simply keep it. Also, it being a 'bin' and everything, why would you ever throw away toys like that? For any players of this game who happen to be parents, I strongly advise you not to listen to the current context of this area in order to avoid being completely slaughtered because we all know what happens when you put your children's toys in the bin! The PS4 will not be '4' the players at all since you've just copied an online game that apparently likes to listen to closesly to 'player feedback'.
Now that you have read such a super long post, you might have to go urinate so what I say is - have fun since I assure you that the bathroom is more entertaining than what has came out the 55Pixels box today! I myself might just turn off Bin Weevils and will start watching paint dry as it sounds more amusing than what I have seen today. If anything, I think paint drying deserves a nomination in the BAFTA Awards already!
It's also ironic that my last post also spoke of 'slap-dash' updates. Oh how things become a reality! I think this surprising update today was so bad, that I think it deserves to be on the current issues page as well as going on top of the leaderboard for the most laziest update in Bin Weevils History!
That's it for this post!