Hello weevils!
On this eve of the royal wedding - oh hang on, I just realised that I honestly don't care one bit about the royal wedding so let's start again! On this ordinary day, I am writing about what appears to be the most laziest thing imaginable carried out by the one and only profit-based company: 55Pixels! So from doing absolutely nothing to- er, doing absolutely nothing, what on Earth could they have possibly done to make their current work on Bin Weevils even more ridiculous than it already is? Why looking at a post from two days ago, they had the nerve to slip this in:
On this eve of the royal wedding - oh hang on, I just realised that I honestly don't care one bit about the royal wedding so let's start again! On this ordinary day, I am writing about what appears to be the most laziest thing imaginable carried out by the one and only profit-based company: 55Pixels! So from doing absolutely nothing to- er, doing absolutely nothing, what on Earth could they have possibly done to make their current work on Bin Weevils even more ridiculous than it already is? Why looking at a post from two days ago, they had the nerve to slip this in:
Yes, that's right, they have decided to cancel garden of the week and best nest next week which is virtually the ONLY thing that is ever carried out in form of a Bin Weevils 'update' this days! And apparently, creating a few codes is actually going to somehow make up for doing absolutely nothing at all! Is this real life right now? Why are you keeping Bin Weevils alive for crying out loud!?
And the one thing that simply shows how little they are tuned into their own context and game is that they use the term 'The Next & Garden inspectors' which is literally implying that there are multiple inspectors rather than the singular 'Nest Inspector' and 'Garden Inspector' characters which have literally been the only characters excluding the Bin Weevils Magazine mascots whom have been known for judging your nests/gardens for several years now! So whether or not they made a small typo or whether they actually don't know their own game, it certainly shows the lack of effort being put into blog posts let alone minor updates!
Picking out a few nest rooms and one best garden should not even take that long (especially since all of them are blindly selected these days) so what excuse do they have to just not do it all of a sudden? Furthermore, they can do this along with even posting the blog post directly from the comfort of their own home so even if something as crazy as a meteor flying down and crushing the offices overnight occurs, they could still actually carry out these pathetic weekly updates regardless!
Bin Weevils is nothing more. And when it comes to the point where even the ridiculously repeated 'Best Nest' and 'Garden of the Week' features can't be efficiently carried out, then why the heck are 55Pixels STILL running it? It has actually got to the stage where it actually hurts when you see how much neglect and abuse Bin Weevils has gotten over these past few years and when you have nobody to even manage it, why bother keeping it alive?
And who knows? What if the Nest Inspector and Garden Inspector die in a plane crash on the way to their 'short holiday'? Then what!? Well if anything, it would actually do us all a favour in a way that the immense repetition of this weekly competition will finally come to end once and for all but would not do the game a favour in a way that it is the only thing new that arrives these days. Oh, and I really wouldn't put it past 55Pixels creating that whole plane crash scenario because they've literally stooped to a new low where they can't be bothered to look at a couple of photos it seems.
Oh Bin Weevils... Where did it all go wrong? ):
That's it for this post!